You’ve got to make love to me this very moment

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,

…wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterward, she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, “What was that all about?”

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”

SEE MORE

Related Posts

My Ex-Husband Asked Me to Be a Surrogate for Him and His New Wife – It Ended Not as He Expected

Julia’s life took an unexpected turn when her ex-husband, Tom, asked her to be a surrogate for him and his new wife, Margaret. Despite initial hesitation, she…

A bag full of used clothing

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I’d like to give away. Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That’s much easier. Wife:…

A Terrifying ‘Guy’ Turns Out to Be a Fly

My 2-year-old has been running from rooms screaming lately. The reason is always “A guy! A guy!” I’d go in the room and ask what was the…

BREAKING NEWS! Horrific accident.

Some Top Hospitals in the UK: The United Kingdom is home to some of the world’s most advanced and prestigious hospitals, providing top-tier healthcare services to both…

I Revealed a Shocking Secret About My Fiancé’s Past and I Don’t Want To See Him Again

Laura, 37, shared her story about discovering a shocking truth after five years with her fiancé, Mike. While their relationship was built on respect and trust, things…

I Snatched My Tip Back Because of the Waiter’s Nasty Attitude

I (30F) went out with my husband (30M) to celebrate his promotion. The night took a turn when the waitress insulted my tip. I left $10 on…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *