Four old retired men are walking down the street.

Four old retired men walk down a street in Cooktown: They turned a corner and saw a sign that read, ‘Old Timer’s Bar – All drinks are 10 cents’They exchange glances before entering, convinced that everything is too good to be true. The ancient bartender speaks in a voice that carries over the room. “Come on in and I’ll pour one for you!” “What will it be, gentlemen?”

There appeared to be a fully stocked bar, so each of the men ordered a martini. In short order, the bartender serves four frozen martinis shaken, not stirred. “That’ll be 10 cents each, please. For a brief while, the four men focus on the bartender. Then glance at each other . They cannot believe their wonderful fortune. They pay the 40 cents, drink their martinis, then order another round.

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